Ben Hard, Author at Groninger Studentenkrant https://studentenkrant.org/author/benhard/ Independent Student News Wed, 24 Mar 2021 07:56:08 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://studentenkrant.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/cropped-cropped-SK-32x32.png Ben Hard, Author at Groninger Studentenkrant https://studentenkrant.org/author/benhard/ 32 32 53441913 Ben Nat: Trip Report https://studentenkrant.org/2021/03/ben-nat-trip-report/ Wed, 24 Mar 2021 16:15:00 +0000 https://studentenkrant.org/?p=12419 Threesomes can cause trouble, or be awfully disappointing. To prevent that, I can't just gratify every couple that strays into my crosshairs. Should only choose those whom I think can deliver.

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]]> 12419 The Photoshoot https://studentenkrant.org/2020/11/the-photoshoot/ Thu, 05 Nov 2020 09:30:00 +0000 https://studentenkrant.org/?p=11480 "I don't understand why you want any man at all." my friend says to me over a cappuccino. "If I had the option to like girls, I would never date or f*ck a man again. Men are horrible. Why don't you just get a girlfriend?"

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]]> 11480 What’s in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? https://studentenkrant.org/2020/09/whats-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me/ Fri, 18 Sep 2020 09:00:00 +0000 https://studentenkrant.org/?p=11149 Another damned night. I’m drinking at The Dog’s Bollocks with friends. I’m regaling the lot with some cryptic analysis, which is what they enjoy from me. Feel a little tense, though, as if I’m waiting for a jump-scare. The conversation bounces on from their inner turmoils to their sex lives, and to how we should all just become strippers somewhere. I thoughtfully picture myself in skimpy lingerie, sliding around a pole.

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]]> 11149 Rotten Fruit https://studentenkrant.org/2020/03/rotten-fruit/ Wed, 25 Mar 2020 13:50:00 +0000 https://studentenkrant.org/?p=10649 If I’m unlucky, you pop up in my memory. Not often, but once in a while. It started with our

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]]> 10649 How to Survive an Exam https://studentenkrant.org/2020/03/how-to-survive-an-exam/ Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:04:00 +0000 https://studentenkrant.org/?p=10596 The walls of Aletta Jacobshal are nauseating me. The orange colors are making my eyes spin and are turning my

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